Jimmy and Comedian Matt Wohlfarth wrote a joke book called 79 Reason You Might Be a Lifelong Bachelor.
Here are some examples:
1. You might be a lifelong bachelor if...your last two girlfriends were Alexa and Siri.
2. You might be a lifelong bachelor if...you named your body pillow.
3. You might be a lifelong bachelor if...a women says hi and your first thought is "Too clingy."
REVIEW - Ex-Girlfriend : "If you had asked me, I would have given you 179 reasons."
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